Friday Funnies... ATM NEW PROCEDURES




The Bank should be ashamed for this silly statement.
Girls don't go to the Bank any more.
Gene A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:


“Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.”

“MALE PROCEDURE”
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and Withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

“FEMALE PROCEDURE”

What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9 Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

16 comments:

  1. LRHOTIBMKASA! It's a good thing I don't use an ATM or I would be in trouble just remembering all that!
    Happy Friday my friend.
    Kim

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  2. Have you been behind me in line???? LOL & SFETE! This is so funny....I guess it is good we can laugh at ourselves:)
    Have a FABULOUS Friday!!

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  3. I can NEVER reach those things!! It's so unfair, haha :)

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  4. OMGosh...that is why I don't have an ATM card. LOL too funny!

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  5. This is so true, especially the part about having to open the car door for a transaction.

    happy FF

    June

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  6. LOL!! So funny!! And kind of true...

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  7. Very Funny!

    Dropping in from Harriet's Comment Challenge! :)

    Happy Weekend! :)

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  8. That's funny! I like #27 the best!

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  9. Hi Rocio!! I did your tag today...didn't want you to miss it :)
    Have a great weekend!

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  10. I have often wondered why they call it an ATM Machine....isn't that redundant. It's like saying automatic transaction machine machine- a man probably thought of that....lol

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  11. roflmao!!! That is too funny!

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  12. ROFL hilarious what do they think ? not all women are that type...hopefully few are actually LOL

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